It's Mother's Day, and my mother and I are going out to breakfast.
Waitress: Happy Mother's Day!
Mumsy And to you too, if it applies!
Waitress: Oh yes, it does.
Mumsy: Oh you poor thing, having to work on your special day.
Waitress: It's OK, I'll be out early.
Mumsy: Oh, and then you can put your feet up and have a nice margarita. Have you seen those new mango margaritas?
Waitress: Oh don't get me started. I love margaritas. I always say I'll have just one.. but that turns into two...
Mumsy: Then three, and four...
Waitress: Then five, six...
Mumsy: And then you have to go to rehab!
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