Victory is mine, acceptance speech, shout outs

I reached my goal of 20 posts in 30 days! You said it couldn't be done! Actually I was the only one who said that. You were all so supportive. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my agent, who still promises I'll find a real job one day, my parents, who always told me to follow my dreams. I would like to thank the hair and makeup people, who always made sure I looked my best for my Internet job where no one can see me. Most of all I would like to thank God, who obviously has nothing better to do than make sure people who blog as a hobby reach their self-imposed goals. And I would like to thank Blogger, because without them none of this could have been possible. Wow, this award is so heavy.

Also, hat tip to my colleague Ashley/Connie who far exceeded expectations with 23 posts, even writing six in one day. Way to go, Constance.

Maybe this will be the beginning of me blogging more regularly. In the last month I hit my 50th post. Which pretty much means I have established myself in the blogosphere and I should be ascending to the top ten on Technorati any day now. Soon I'll start running ads and I will no longer have to work. Then I can move to Dublin and be reunited with Meaghen and share with her the fruits of my blogging labors, because after all Meaghen's demand is pretty much the only thing that fuels the blogging supply.

And in the spirit of all things blog, I am sure I am committing some type of infringement by pasting this cartoon below. I found it on catchtheposts.com: